The Massacre 2025
Schedule
Sat Nov 01 2025 at 09:00 am to 06:30 pm
UTC+00:00Location
Parkour Generations London | London, EN
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CAN YOU SURVIVE THE MASSACRE?The best way to know if your training is working is to put it to the test. And there’s no test of body, mind and spirit like The Massacre..!
The Massacre is a full day of intensive physical and mental challenges devised by our expert movement and strength coaches, held at the monster factory that is PKGen Republic Gym.
You won’t know what’s coming, other than it’ll require every ounce of your strength, stamina, fitness, skill and resilience to overcome.
NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART…
The Massacre is a one-day trial by fire. It’s a survival event: you begin the day with three lives, and any challenge failed loses you one life. When all three lives are gone you’re out – simple!
Survive all the challenges and you claim the coveted rank of Massacre Survivor, which very few ever achieve.
WHO?
The Massacre is open to everyone to take part, and your three lives will at the very least keep you in the hunt until the Boss Rounds begin! It’s a rip-roaring, mind-bending, body-testing ride of a day that you’ll never forget. A-Game required. Bring heart.
How many tickets are available? – Strictly 60 places are available for this event! Once they’re gone they’re gone, so grab yours now!
WHAT?
Who can come? – Anyone over the age of 16 is welcome. Ideal for fitness enthusiasts, obstacle course racers, parkour practitioners, lifters and athletes of all shapes and sizes.
Complete beginners, intermediates and advanced individuals will all be challenged and pushed to their limits.
No quarter is asked or given. The challenges could be anything, from strength to agility to endurance to power to a combination of everything. We don’t apologise for the unreasonable nature of the event. But those who survive know they’ve achieved something very special.
Those left at the end of the day will receive an exclusive Survivor souvenir, not available anywhere else and not available to buy, and can bask in the warm glow of their trial by fire receding behind them. Until next year, that is…
THE RULES
Simple: show up and survive a full day of physical challenges, strength and conditioning drills, movement tasks and general fitness tests.
The catch? You won’t know what the Massacre will throw at you until the day, so it’s a true test of your functional fitness and adaptive capabilities.
The rules are simple: you will be issued with 3 ‘lives’ when you start – fail to complete a challenge and you lose one life. Once you’ve lost all 3, you’re out and get to watch the survivors battle on without you. Simple.
There’s no event quite like this anywhere in the world, and we know it’s an unreasonable challenge… but that’s why you’re in, right?
COST?
Non-Members – £50
Members – £45 and below
BOOK NOW
https://parkourgenerationslondon.com/massacre/
DATE
Saturday 1st November 2025
LOCATION
PKGen Republic Gym, Unit G03, Import Building, 2 Clove Crescent, London E14 2BE
TIME
From 09:00 till 18:30
AGES
16+
FOR
Parkour athletes, gym bunnies, fitness nuts, Crossfit enthusiasts, OCR racers, health freaks, soldiers, firefighters, warriors and heroes of every shape and size!
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Where is it happening?
Parkour Generations London, Capstan House, Clove Crescent, London, E14 2, United KingdomEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
