John Hegley’s Biscuit Of Destiny

Schedule

Sat, 23 May, 2026 at 07:30 pm

UTC+01:00

Location

Samuel Worth Chapel | Sheffield, EN

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Who'll takes the biscuit away?
Will it be digested O.K?
Garibaldi? Rich tea?
All the answers will be
At the Samuel Worth Chapel in May.
Join the wonderfully eccentric John Hegley for a gloriously silly, warmly witty evening of stories, music, poetry and drawings. A master of the gently absurd and the strangely profound, Hegley blends autobiographical tales (some true, some nearly true, some possibly biscuit-related) with his trademark slides, sketches and lyrical charm.
"This show proves he’s as good as ever.” | Entertainment Now
N.B. this touring show is an hour and a half long is only partly biscuit-based. Devised for adults but not unsuitable for the odd fourteen year old, it should also be noted that the biscuits which do appear, are facsimiles and no attempt should be made to 'try' them.
Tickets: £15.00 + Booking fee
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Event Details
Doors: 7.30pm
Performance: 8.00pm
Location: The Samuel Worth Chapel, Sheffield, S11 8NT
Accessibility: The Samuel Worth Chapel is fully accessible.
Facilities: The Samuel Worth Chapel has a fully licensed bar selling local beers, wine and spirits.
Tickets: All tickets are sold online via Ticketsource. No tickets are available on the door.
Please note, bags will be checked upon entry.
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Thank You
This is a volunteer-led fundraising event for Sheffield General Cemetery Trust (Registered Charity Number: 1103158) with all proceeds going towards the charitable aims of the Trust. We thank you for your ongoing support in preserving this special place for generations to come.
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