💀 ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH 💀 Death Grip Fitness 1-Year Anniversary & Open House
💀 DEATH GRIP FITNESS: ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH 💀
1-YEAR ANNIVERSARY + OPEN HOUSE
Apparently we survived an entire year.
One year of lifting heavy shit, questionable decisions, inappropriate gym conversations, community chaos, PRs, sore asses, and somehow convincing people that working out with the Grim Reaper was a good idea.
So obviously… WE’RE THROWING A PARTY.
📅 SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH
⏰ OPEN HOUSE: 4PM–8PM
📍 DEATH GRIP FITNESS
🔥 ANNIVERSARY DEALS START AT 8AM WHEN WE OPEN — so you don’t have to wait until the party to make financially irresponsible fitness decisions.
Then from 4–8PM, come celebrate Death Grip’s first trip around the sun with us. Whether you’re a member, former member, future member, friend, neighbor, or just someone who’s been wondering what the hell goes on inside this place — come through.
Expect anniversary specials, giveaways, food, vendors, gym shenanigans, questionable behavior and plenty of reasons to hang around.
And because four hours clearly isn’t enough time to celebrate surviving our first year…
🍻 OFF-SITE AFTERPARTY TO FOLLOW
📍 LOCATION TBA
Come celebrate ONE YEAR OF DEATH GRIP FITNESS.
We came.
We lifted.
We made it weird.
💀 EST. 2025 — STILL NOT DEAD. 💀
GET A GRIP.
1-YEAR ANNIVERSARY + OPEN HOUSE
Apparently we survived an entire year.
One year of lifting heavy shit, questionable decisions, inappropriate gym conversations, community chaos, PRs, sore asses, and somehow convincing people that working out with the Grim Reaper was a good idea.
So obviously… WE’RE THROWING A PARTY.
📅 SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7TH
⏰ OPEN HOUSE: 4PM–8PM
📍 DEATH GRIP FITNESS
🔥 ANNIVERSARY DEALS START AT 8AM WHEN WE OPEN — so you don’t have to wait until the party to make financially irresponsible fitness decisions.
Then from 4–8PM, come celebrate Death Grip’s first trip around the sun with us. Whether you’re a member, former member, future member, friend, neighbor, or just someone who’s been wondering what the hell goes on inside this place — come through.
Expect anniversary specials, giveaways, food, vendors, gym shenanigans, questionable behavior and plenty of reasons to hang around.
And because four hours clearly isn’t enough time to celebrate surviving our first year…
🍻 OFF-SITE AFTERPARTY TO FOLLOW
📍 LOCATION TBA
Come celebrate ONE YEAR OF DEATH GRIP FITNESS.
We came.
We lifted.
We made it weird.
💀 EST. 2025 — STILL NOT DEAD. 💀
GET A GRIP.
Where is it happening?
222 Main St, East Haven, CT, United States
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