☀️⚡️ PRIMAL NEW YEAR’S DAY PARTY ⚡️☀️

If you’re not into the whole “wake up wrecked on the 1st and promise yourself you’ll start over on the 2nd” vibe… welcome home. This is for the day-walkers, the early risers, the parents, the singles, the humans who want to kick off 2026 feeling alive instead of revived.

This is New Year’s Day done the Primal way.

We’re stacking the morning with all the good stuff:

🔥 Opening Meditation — Father Daughter Duo Jeremy & Hayden drop you in
🔥 Primal Moves Class — Gus & Caley turn your body back on
🔥 Pancake Party — Unlimited stacks, organic fruit, real butter, real maple syrup
🔥 Sauna + Cold Plunge Sessions
🔥 Face Painting for Kiddos (and any adults who are brave enough)
🔥 Live DJ — Dance floor opens at noon
🔥 Surprise Performances + a New Year’s countdown you won’t see coming

Bring your kids, your friends, your situationships, your ex you’re now cool with, your dog, your avatar — whoever you want. If they’re good people, they’re welcome.

Because starting the year with movement, community, joy, and play beats the hell out of starting it dehydrated with a mild existential crisis.
Because health is wealth.
Because this community is magic.
And because the world needs more mornings like this.

RSVP by Dec 30
Bring your crew — or come solo and leave with one.
Either way: you’re starting the year right.

Proceeds go to the brand-new Primal Community Fund — supporting individuals and families who need sponsorship for classes + trainings.

Know what’s Happening Next — before everyone else does.

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Host or Publisher Primal Moves + Jeremy Winter + Caley Alyssa