WFR (Women's First Responder) Recruitment Fair
About this Event
One of MC Ligma's ex co-workers recently asked if she could call ya boy King since “Alejandro is such a long name”, so this June date (no Tinder!) will launch a monthly party series, starting with a recruitment fair.
After the second annual Mother's Day Milf Munch scheduled for May 2026 in Austin TX was delayed due to the government's extraterrestrial alien announcements, I pivoted with massive success to my recent Memorial Day Weekend AARP Gilf Gangbang Vol 2 Pirates and Mermaids.
Having just “wrapped up” a Wilderness First Responder (WFR) training in Wyoming, outlier.mp3 is launching a campaign as the ultimate First Responder for Wild Women, a Women’s First Responder (WFR) one might say. The cert is only active for a year so we must act quickly.
After spending a night in Salt Lake City, MC Ligma has taken a few notes from the Mormons and is ready for a polygamous night of dancing in Austin. The night will center on recruiting independent women to join outlier.mp3 as he publicly pitches the creation of a sovereign, decentralized, non-geographical nation of "Ligma", a safe space for straights during Pride Month, where an official bid will be placed to enter WW3 (Wet and Wild 3some?).
This specific June event falls right on MC Ligma's 27th birthday on June 23, where the 10,000th day of life will happen soon. Structurally, the June 23 celebration honors the Inca festival of Inti Raymi and the Puerto Rican Noche de San Juan (complete with a midnight skinny dip tradition). It will also feature the second-ever alpaca sacrifice, following MC Ligma's first iteration at the Lincoln Memorial in June 2024.
Despite the outdoor expedition company in Wyoming firing outlier.mp3 because he told the religious CEO that MC Ligma's October 2022 ayahuasca experience played a pivotal role in outlier.mp3's life, the professional training remains fully intact. Because MC Ligma is an actual certified Wilderness First Responder, you can count on having a highly trained professional on the dance floor when things get wild.
Who's invited? The straights and the queers, the gilfs and the milfs, the blacks and the whites, you name it, I got it, I give it, now you got it!
MC Ligma is allegedly the best dancer in ATX right now. The strippers from the Yellow/Red Rose? Bring that booty. Oh the bboys want some? Get yer windmills ready buddy. The house heads pullin up? Bring ya boots n cats buster. We will battle for this title on that daggum dance floor.
Trust me, I’m a scientist.
18+
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