The Gerbil Turds, Kitsa, and Maximum County
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GERBIL TURDS: THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Lock up your liquor and hide your structural integrity, because the Gerbil Turds are finally deigning to grace Olympia with our presence on Saturday, August 1st.
Honestly, Olympia has been looking a little too "clean" and "functional" lately. We’ve decided to fix that by bringing the full North Gorst experience to their doorstep. You’re welcome.
THE LINEUP:
THE GERBIL TURDS: We are headlining, obviously. Our only job is to be legendary, which, let’s be real, requires zero effort from us at this point. We breathe, and greatness happens.
KITSA: We normally don’t travel with these animals because of their "creative differences" with hotel drywall, but we’re making an exception. They’ll be bringing that signature "Kitsap" sound—which I can't even describe because human language hasn't evolved enough to categorize whatever it is they do.
MAXIMUM COUNTY: They’re bringing their "cowpunk" sound. It’s loud, it’s twangy, and it makes us look even more civilized by comparison.
THE DIRTY DETAILS
WHEN: Saturday, Aug 1st @ 9:00 PM
WHERE: Olympia (The city that doesn't know what's hitting it)
COST: A measly $5.
Look, we’re basically doing this for the love of the game at this point. $5 is practically a gift from us to you. However, since we’re essentially martyrs for the arts, you need to buy some merch so we can afford the inevitable bail money and/or cleaning bills.
A NOTE ON SURVIVAL:
Our lead guitarist, Joey Drinx-a-lot, is thrilled about Olympia’s "vegan options." By which he means he’s heard they have a high concentration of bourbon that hasn't touched a cow. He’ll be sticking to his strict liquid diet.
Olympia, we aren't sure if you’re ready for the North Gorst invasion, but we don't really care. Show up, pay us, and witness perfection.
Lock up your liquor and hide your structural integrity, because the Gerbil Turds are finally deigning to grace Olympia with our presence on Saturday, August 1st.
Honestly, Olympia has been looking a little too "clean" and "functional" lately. We’ve decided to fix that by bringing the full North Gorst experience to their doorstep. You’re welcome.
THE LINEUP:
THE GERBIL TURDS: We are headlining, obviously. Our only job is to be legendary, which, let’s be real, requires zero effort from us at this point. We breathe, and greatness happens.
KITSA: We normally don’t travel with these animals because of their "creative differences" with hotel drywall, but we’re making an exception. They’ll be bringing that signature "Kitsap" sound—which I can't even describe because human language hasn't evolved enough to categorize whatever it is they do.
MAXIMUM COUNTY: They’re bringing their "cowpunk" sound. It’s loud, it’s twangy, and it makes us look even more civilized by comparison.
THE DIRTY DETAILS
WHEN: Saturday, Aug 1st @ 9:00 PM
WHERE: Olympia (The city that doesn't know what's hitting it)
COST: A measly $5.
Look, we’re basically doing this for the love of the game at this point. $5 is practically a gift from us to you. However, since we’re essentially martyrs for the arts, you need to buy some merch so we can afford the inevitable bail money and/or cleaning bills.
A NOTE ON SURVIVAL:
Our lead guitarist, Joey Drinx-a-lot, is thrilled about Olympia’s "vegan options." By which he means he’s heard they have a high concentration of bourbon that hasn't touched a cow. He’ll be sticking to his strict liquid diet.
Olympia, we aren't sure if you’re ready for the North Gorst invasion, but we don't really care. Show up, pay us, and witness perfection.
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Where is it happening?
McCoy's Tavern, 418 4th Ave E,Olympia, Washington, United States
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