Seven Homeless Mammoths Wander New England

Schedule

Sat Dec 06 2025 at 08:00 pm to 09:30 pm

UTC-05:00

Location

Parker Theatre | New Paltz, NY

Dean Wreen is not having a good week. Her college is in dire financial straits and a plan to close its tiny, all-but-forgotten natural history museum is sending unexpected shock waves across campus and out into the local community. At home, her ex-lover, Greer, is staying with her—sending shock waves of a different sort through her relationship with her current (and much younger) girlfriend, Andromeda. Town-gown relations are in tatters! The local newspaper is erupting in protest! Even the awful, historically inaccurate dioramas in the museum have started mouthing off! A screwball sex comedy about the perils of monogamy, certainty, and academic administration.
By Madeleine George | Directed by Aditri Khadilkar '26 (Theatre Arts)
Free. First-come, first-served.
This staged reading is made possible by Student Explorations in Theatre (S.E.T).
Seven Homeless Mammoths Wander New England is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals on behalf of Samuel French, Inc.

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Parker Theatre, 1 Hawk Dr,New Paltz, New York, United States
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