Roast Of Clifton Simmons

The Roast & Toast of Clifton Simmons

Join us for an unforgettable night as we celebrate one of San Antonio’s hardest-working comedians, Clifton Simmons. For years, Clifton has been making audiences laugh across Texas with his quick wit, relatable storytelling, and high-energy performances. A stand-up comedian, author, and entertainer, he’s shared stages with nationally known comics while building a name of his own.

This isn’t just another comedy show—it’s a Roast & Toast.

Friends, fellow comedians, and special guests will take turns honoring Clifton with heartfelt stories… and then absolutely roasting him with jokes where nothing is off limits. It’s a night of respect, laughter, embarrassing stories, and unforgettable punchlines.

Whether you’ve followed Clifton’s journey for years or you’re seeing him for the first time, come enjoy an evening of comedy, cold drinks, and a celebration you’ll be talking about long after the last joke lands.

One night. One microphone. Plenty of honor… and even more regrets.