GIRLS GONE WILD (SAN ANTONIO) — dark humor delivered by bold female voices

Get ready for some sharp, hilarious dark humor served up by fierce female comedians you won't forget.
About this Event

Our last show sold out. This show will sell out.

GIRLS GONE WILD — SAN ANTONIO (ONE NIGHT ONLY)

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls get a showcase.

GIRLS GONE WILD is a dark-humor stand-up comedy showcase highlighting the boldest women in comedy. It’s sharp, savage, a little chaotic, and absolutely not for the easily offended. You’ve been warned.

If you’re looking for a night that’s equal parts unhinged and unforgettable—this is it. No hacks. Just a good time.

Next show:
Friday, September 11, 2026

🚪 Doors: 7:30 PM
🎤 Show: 8:00 PM
⏱️ Runtime: 80 minutes
🔞 18+ show

Tickets

Tickets are $20 + fees. Use code WILD for $5 off.

Location

The Blind Tiger at The Magic Time Machine
902 NE Loop 410 (inside The Magic Time Machine)
San Antonio, TX 78209
🅿️ Free parking in the lot

Hosted by Destiny Lalane — @destinylalane

Featuring Allison Wojtowecz, Kate Carson, and a stacked lineup of comedians from San Antonio + Houston.

What to expect:

Twisted punchlines. Wild stories. Fearless fun.

No official dress code. We encourage you to wear whatever makes you feel sexy, unbothered, or a little unhinged.

Follow for updates: @girlsgonewildcomedy and @destinylalane

Agenda

🕑: 07:30 PM
Doors
🕑: 08:00 PM - 09:30 PM
Standup Comedy Show