John Shuttleworth - Raise the Oof
Schedule
Sat, 15 Feb, 2025 at 07:30 pm
UTC+00:00Location
Tyne Theatre and Opera House | Newcastle Upon Tyne, EN
“When I met Ken he was eating a CurlyWurly” recalls John, “although initially I thought it was a packet of sparklers, so I gave him a wide berth”, and the rest, as they say, is hysterical!
“ Actually, I feel rather calm” muses John, “although after forty years and still no chart success, perhaps I should be slightly anxious. My wife Mary says I should get a proper job, but there’s not time – I’m about to retire! Besides, Comet – where I used to demonstrate audio equipment – no longer exists. As for the sweet factory in the Rotherham area where I worked as a security guard in the 1980’s – that’s now an Axe Throwing Centre. Oof!”
But I’m still posting off my songs (on cassette tape with Dolby so it’s not too hissy) to cutting edge pop acts like Chris Rea and the Lighthouse Family, plus I’m still being booked for nostalgic singalongs at the local hospice (for petrol money only) so we have every reason to celebrate my long and illustrious career. Do come along and join me in punching the air, and helping – in an orderly and controlled fashion – to RAISE THE OOF!
“His stand up is second to none, his timing is impeccable, and you can practically warm your hands on his good nature” The Guardian
“The Cole Porter of the antimacassar set” The Times
“A Ludicrously compelling night out” Evening Standard
“Sublime character comedy “ – The Guardian
“Totally unmissable” – NME
Where is it happening?
Tyne Theatre and Opera House, 105 Westgate Road, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 4AG, United Kingdom,Newcastle upon TyneEvent Location & Nearby Stays: