Infinite Hair Transplant Surgery Fundraiser

In a basement in Bushwick, we are putting on a stand-up showcase to benefit the hearts, minds, and heads of not just bald/balding men, but also; their girlfriends/life partners.

Hilarious comedians from Brooklyn, New York and beyond will take the stage in this basement to entertain you and help raise money to prevent male loneliness, male violence, and male wearing of flat brim fitteds over the age of 35.

We are stopping the root of society's ills at the follicle source with this. Thank us later.

You will receive a ticket and drink discount that matches your percentage of hair loss. (e.g. Widow's Peak = 10-35%, bald spot = 20-45%, full tonsures = free ticket + 1 drink note shaved head does not count we need to see that horseshoe girl I'm sorry)

DM us @nedpilled @millennialjq for more info or for a discounted ticket.

Host or Publisher Helena