Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here To F**k Spiders || Cairns Performing Arts Centre
Schedule
Sat Oct 19 2024 at 08:00 pm
UTC+10:00Location
Cairns Performing Arts Centre | Cairns, QL
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ONE NIGHT ONLY!---
WINNER 'Best Comedy Weekly' - Fringe World 2024
WINNER 'Comics Choice' - Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2018
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Australia's Most Wanted comedian is back after three years off... and he's not here to f**k spiders!
That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.
Because life happens whether you like it or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there. But like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.
So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to...
Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks!
"This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and "so wrong it's right’" moments." ★★★★ Chortle (UK)
Suitable for audiences 15+
This show contains strong coarse language.
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Where is it happening?
Cairns Performing Arts Centre, Florence St,Cairns,QLD,AustraliaEvent Location & Nearby Stays: