FULL FRONTAL PÜPPETRY at The White Lilac

Puppets gone feral—chaos, bad decisions, monsters, zombies, and jokes so wrong they land anyway. Laugh first, question later.
About this Event

💥 FULL FRONTAL PÜPPETRY 💥 is what happens when puppets stop caring about their reputation.

This is not a cute puppet show.
This is felt-fueled anarchy.

Inside this beautifully unhinged spectacle:

• Game shows that immediately lose control
• Monsters trying stand-up (and failing… confidently)
• Zombie backup dancers who absolutely did not rehearse
• Puppets saying things that will make you question your life choices

Imagine The Muppets got locked in a basement with a horror movie, a sketch comedy troupe, and zero adult supervision. That’s the vibe.

🧠 Critics (somehow) said:

• “Rides the razor’s edge between brilliant and deeply questionable.”
• “Exactly the kind of chaos live theater needs more of.”

🎭 It’s smart-dumb comedy at its finest—fast, fearless, and just self-aware enough to make you feel guilty for laughing.

🎤 New bits. Old favorites. No rules.
Every show mutates into something slightly more unhinged than the last.

⚠️ WARNING:
Contains strong language, puppet violence, emotional damage, bad singing, worse decisions, sexual innuendo, political sass, and reckless use of felt.

Rated PG-13 (because puppets have no parents and no lawyers).

Small room. Big chaos. No escape once it starts.