FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret (10/3-10/5)

Name: FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret (10/3-10/5)
Start: 2025-10-03T18:00:00-07:00
End: 2025-10-05T22:00:00-07:00
Location: The Alberta Rose Theatre

Schedule

Fri, 03 Oct, 2025 at 06:00 pm to Sun, 05 Oct, 2025 at 10:00 pm

UTC-07:00

Location

The Alberta Rose Theatre | Portland, OR

When hinges creak in a doorless theatre, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their nine hundred and ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other!
Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret
Kindly join us inside the haunted Alberta Rose Theatre, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate… there’s no turning back now.
THREE DATES!
Friday, October 3, 2025
Saturday, October 4, 2025
and
Sunday, October 5, 2025
Doors at 6pm.
Show at 7pm.
CAST TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON!
With your Ghost Host Professor D. R. Schreiber (The Historical Conjurer)
FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret
Hurry back. We're dying to tease you.
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TICKETS:
$30 GA Advance
$35 GA At the Door
$45 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 7 rows of the center section – available in advance only)
Ticket link:
https://albertarosetheatre.com/calendar/category/series/foolish-mortals-a-haunted-mansion-burlesque-cabaret/alberta-rose-theatre/portland-oregon/
(Our tickets sell quickly – purchase early! Lacy Productions have a history of selling out! )
Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door.
21 & over only