FESTIVUS: A Celebration of Chaos & Community
Schedule
Fri, 19 Dec, 2025 at 05:13 pm
UTC-05:00Location
Gorgas Park | Bala Cynwyd, PA
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🎉 RDC x FESTIVUS: A Celebration of Chaos & Community 🎉Friday, December 19 • 5:13–6:26 PM
Exactly 76 minutes of structured nonsense.
Join us for the first-ever (and possibly last) RDC Festivus Extravaganza, where we honor the timeless traditions of Festivus — with a very Roxborough twist.
✨ What’s on the Absolutely Unnecessary Agenda?
🗣️ The Airing of Grievances
From potholes to parking… to people who don’t return your shopping cart.
You have exactly 76 minutes — use them wisely.
💪 Feats of Strength
No actual wrestling (legal said no), but we will have:
Thumb wars
Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots
The card game WAR — because nothing tests strength like blind luck
🔥 Marshmallow Roasting
Warm your soul. Burn your marshmallow. Repeat as needed.
📜 A Very Special Roxborough Poem
An exclusive dramatic reading that is somehow both heartfelt and deeply questionable.
Come for the grievances, stay for the chaos.
It’s Festivus… for the rest of us… Roxborough-style.
Forbidden Topics:
Politics ❌. Hate ❌. Anything that ruins the vibe ❌
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Where is it happening?
Gorgas Park, 6370 Ridge Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19128-25ND, United States, Bala CynwydEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
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