Ephemeral's "Athletic Enough" .5K

Athletic Enough .5K — Because Running is Overrated 🍺🏃‍♂️

Why run 3.1 miles when you can jog, stroll, or waddle half a kilometer… with beer breaks? Join us at Ephemeral Rotating Taproom for the Athletic Enough .5K, the world’s most leisurely “race” where the only thing we take seriously is the pours.

Here’s how it works:

• Lace up your sneakers (or flip-flops — we’re not judging).
• Stroll to the first “hydration” station, where you’ll chug a beer.
• Continue your grueling 500 meters with more pit stops for pints along the way.
• Cross the finish line in glory, collect your bragging rights, and raise a glass to your incredible athletic achievement.

Your registration includes:🍺 A beer at each stop (because electrolytes are overrated)🎽 An “Athletic Enough” bib for your scrapbook or fridge🎉 Post-race party at Ephemeral Rotating Taproom with more brews

Whether you’re a casual walker, a competitive beer-drinker, or just here for the laughs, this “race” is for everyone who’s athletic… enough.

Date: Saturday, August 23rd 2025Time: [Insert Time]Location: Ephemeral Rotating Taproom, 2301 E 28th Ave, Denver, CO 80205

⚠️ Disclaimer: Must be 21+ to participate.

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