Don't Go Into The Cellar - The Thirty Nine Steps

Schedule

Thu, 25 Jun, 2026 at 08:00 pm

UTC+01:00

Location

Tea House Theatre | London, EN

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Don't Go Into The Cellar!
Award-winning actor Jonathan Goodwin writes and performs this brand new stage adaptation of the classic Edwardian spy thriller by John Buchan, memorably filmed by Alfred Hitchcock.
First published in 1915, this perennially popular thriller has been adapted by Jonathan Goodwin. He plays man-on-the-run Richard Hannay, falsely accused of a murder he did not commit.
He is pursued across the moors of Scotland by the nefarious Black Stone, a clandestine criminal organization hell-bent on plunging the world into a global war.
In a race against time, Hannay must evade capture and certain death at the hands of the criminals responsible, and prevent the assassination of a foreign dignitary by anarchist spies.
Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm, email your meal choices to [email protected]
Theatre Menu from 7pm:
Starters:
London Peculiar
Green split peas & cream soup.
The soup gets it's name from the Victorian fogs that plagued London during the 19th century that were nicknamed 'pea soupers' due to their thickness.
or
Scotch Woodcock
Savoury scrambled eggs on buttered wholemeal toast, topped with anchovies, capers and chives.
Mains:
Bangers & Mash
Incredible Cumberland sausages handmade by local served with creamy mash and topped with onion gravy.
or
Steak and Kidney Pie
An English classic, mouth-watering steak and kidney encased in delicious pastry served with mashed potatoes and seasonal vegetables.
Pudding
A Pot of our Tea House Leaf Breakfast Tea and our Homemade Raisin Scones (2 to share) with Ringed farm Jam and Cornish Clotted Cream.
While the invention of the pudding cloth revolutionised English cooking in the 16th Century, the first recorded recipe for steak and kidney pudding appears courtesy of Victorian domestic goddess Mrs Beeton in 1861.
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