Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

The con is on.

Get ready to be seduced, swindled, and swept off your feet — Dirty Rotten Scoundrels hits the Hayes in a glittering new production that’s all charm, chaos, and con artistry at its most delicious.

Based on the hit 1988 film starring Michael Caine and Steve Martin, this Tony-nominated musical comedy follows two cunning conmen — the elegant, ruthless Lawrence Jamieson and the wildly unpredictable Freddy Benson — as they go head-to-head on the French Riviera in a winner-takes-all game of deception. Their target? A sweet, unsuspecting American heiress. But in a world built on lies and reinvention, nothing — and no-one — is quite what they seem.

With a razor-sharp book by Jeffrey Lane and an irresistibly cheeky score by David Yazbek (The Band’s Visit, Tootsie, The Full Monty), Scoundrels is a riot of farcical foolishness, toe-tapping tunes, and whip-smart satire. Expect bold physical comedy, razor-edged elegance, and performances as dazzling as a Riviera sunset. This fresh Hayes production is a joyous wink to the art of performance itself.

This one’s for fans of the original film, lovers of sharp musical theatre, and anyone who can’t resist a smooth-talking rogue.

Prices

Previews

Full Price $79

Mid-Week Matinees

Adult $94

Concession/Group (8+) $89

Under 35 $89

Weeknights & Saturday Matinees

Adult $94

Concession/Group (8+) $89

Under 35 $89

Friday, Saturday & Sunday Evenings

Adult $99

Concession/Group (8+) $94

*Concession prices apply to Seniors, Pensioners, Students and MEAA members.

Times

Tuesday 6:30pm

Wednesday – Saturday 7:30pm

Thursday 1:00pm

Saturday & Sunday 2:00pm

Subscriber Night with Q&A Tue 9 Jun

*No matinee performance on Sat 23 May

*No matinee performance on Thu 28 May

Running Time

Approximately 2 hours & 30 minutes – including interval

Accessibility

Wheelchair Accessible

Content Warning

The protagonists of this show are dirty, rotten people. Therefore you will witness: Adult language and themes, innuendo, bawdy humour, and ridicule and mockery that may be offensive to some viewers.

Recommended for ages 12+