Crap Music Rave Party

Perth's most gloriously stupid night out is back. And it's chosen to make its comeback in the middle of St George's Terrace, among the office blocks of the Perth CBD. Which is, objectively, the funniest place anyone has ever thrown any kind of rave.

The rules are simple: request any song, as long as it's crap. If your request sucks enough to make the cut, Tomás Ford will give his all to making sure it goes off.

That usually means throwing the full force of his unhinged energy into selling it to the dancefloor. Hyperactively bounding around the room, lipsynching words he doesn't know, flashing a disco's worth of lights he grabbed on sale at Bunnings, donning costumes raided from the party section of K-Mart and acting on every ill-considered impulse that crosses his mind. When it comes to these parties, his whole thing is making himself the biggest idiot in the room so everyone else feels free to get ridiculous. It works.

In case you need some inspiration, here's a small sample of what might get requested on the night: 5ive, Gina G, the Vengaboys megamix, The Weather Girls, Rogue Traders, 2 Unlimited, Village People, Justin Bieber, Baha Men, No Mercy, remixes of Simply Red songs, Indecent Obsession, Kiss From A Rose, Aqua, the Flashdance soundtrack, N-Trance, The Wiggles, Ace Of Base, Ray Parker Jr, Human Nature, The Pushbike Song, Riverdance, Dannii Minogue, Crazy Frog, the Dawson's Creek soundtrack, Boney M, Snap!, Born To Be Alive, the Harlem Shake, Chariots Of Fire, Cher singing ABBA, Meryl Streep singing ABBA, the Christmas Macarena, WHAM!, Kris Kross, the theme song from A Country Practice… but he's sure you'll come up with worse.

Sixty Cats has a full bar, fancy-boy cocktails if that's your thing, and a rooftop to escape to between terrible songs. It's a cozy venue, which means it fills up fast and gets brilliantly silly even faster.

Get in quick - this club has been a sold out smash around the world, including four packed-out years at Edinburgh Fringe. Grab your silliest mates, book your tickets, start thinking of the worst song you know, and plan a sleep-in for the day after. It's gonna be a big night.

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