Comedy On The Harbour| Saturday Nights Out | 7pm to 10pm

🤣 COMEDY CRUISE ON NEWCASTLE HARBOUR – LAUGH OUT LOUD ON THE WATER! 🎤🛳️
🎟️ Tickets on Sale NOW! LIMITED SPOTS!
Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, food, drinks, and sweeping harbour views aboard Newcastle’s premier superyacht, MV Calmer! The sharpest, boldest, and most side-splitting comedians! From razor-sharp wit to outrageous stories and crowd-roasting banter – it’s all happening on the water.
NO BETTER PLACE TO BE ON A SATURDAYNIGHT!!
We’re transforming Newcastle harbour with an exclusive floating comedy club – featuring a 3 hour cruise including the very best line up of stand-up comedians from Australia and abroad.

📅 Date: Saturday, 23rd May 2026
⏰ Time: 6:30 PM Boarding | 7:00 PM Departure | 10:00 PM Return
📍 Location: Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, Newcastle Harbour
🌟 Dress Code: Smart casual. Flat shoes or low heels required (no tall & skinny heels for your safety on the boat stairs)
🔞 18+ Event Only – Photo ID required

🎤 Live Stand-Up Comedy – Amazing sets of laugh-out-loud entertainment with top Aussie and Internartional comedians

🍹 Fully Licensed Venue - 2 bars with a wide selection of drinks for purchase including craft beers, Peter Drayton wines, spirits, RTD cocktails and mixed drink favourites.

🍔 Delicious Snack foods – Purchase a tasty treat from our on-board Chefs - see the menu below

📸 360° Harbour Views – Snap selfies from the wrap-around decks and sky deck

🕺 Pre and Post set Vibes – Chill and mingle with friends on all 3 levels with the music pumping

🎭 3 HEADLINE ACTS!

You’ll be treated to a killer comedy lineup featuring headline acts from TV, the comedy circuit, and viral online fame. Buckle up for belly laughs, cheeky punchlines, and unforgettable antics.

🎤 On the Mic

😂 TAHIR

Award-winning, internationally acclaimed and one of Australia’s most recognisable comedy stars, Tahir has been bringing huge laughs to audiences for over two decades.

You’ve seen him on iconic shows like Fat Pizza, Housos, Swift and Shift Couriers and the hit sitcom Here Come The Habibs, which he co-created. A Logie Award winner and powerhouse performer, Tahir is known for his explosive stage presence, sharp storytelling and brilliantly observed takes on Aussie multicultural life.

From his early days as an English Drama teacher to winning Sydney Comedian of the Year within a year of starting stand-up, Tahir has gone on to tour the world, write and star in feature films, and co-create multiple TV comedies. His live shows are fast, fearless and packed with crowd-favourite moments.

A crowd favourite across Australia and internationally, Joel Ozborn delivers sharp, spontaneous and brilliantly off-the-cuff comedy. Since winning Street Performer of the Year at the Sydney Opera House, he’s toured Las Vegas, LA and New York, and performed alongside comedy heavyweights including Arj Barker, Akmal and Jimeoin.

“Bloody funny.” – The Age
“We laughed so hard.” – Sunday Mail

Expect quick wit, clever observations and unpredictable moments that keep audiences in stitches.

Smart, sharp and hilariously relatable, Christina Van Look has performed across Melbourne, New York, London and beyond. Her style blends self-deprecating humour with biting observations about modern life, celebrity culture and parenting.

She’s appeared at New York’s famous Gotham Comedy Club and Comedy Cellar and has been praised as:
“One of the funniest women in comedy.” – Mikey Robbins

A rapid-fire comedy machine, Jonas Holt is famous for lightning-fast jokes, wild energy and uncanny impersonations. With decades in the industry and a reputation as one of the most high-energy acts around, Jonas delivers a relentless, laugh-a-minute set.

“A sheer natural force of comedy coming at you like a tsunami.” – Herald Sun

✔ Internationally recognised headliner
✔ TV, film & festival comedy stars
✔ Multiple comedians, non-stop laughs
✔ Perfect night out with friends

This is a stacked lineup of proven crowd-favourites bringing big-stage comedy to one unforgettable night.

Book early — shows featuring Tahir regularly sell out!

…when you can laugh your way across the harbour under the night sky?

Refund Policy:
All tickets are non-transferable and non-refundable. Please check ALL details are correct prior to finalising your purchase.

• Authorised ID: Photo ID required
• Heels Policy: Small chunky heels allowed, no tall or pointy heels
• Licensing & RSA: Drinks served under strict RSA compliance
• No Mid-Cruise Drop-Offs or Pickups – the cruise runs continuously
• Food & Drinks: Available to purchase onboard (not included in ticket)
• Strictly NO BYO: Bags may be checked at boarding
• Photography & Filming: May be used for social media & marketing; ticket purchase constitutes consent
• Seating: Shared tables – we’ll be in touch with all attendees before the night to arrange seating preferences, including requests to sit with other groups attending
• Weather: Cruise goes ahead rain or shine; plenty of indoor & covered space
• Personal Items: Do not leave belongings unattended; All Event Cruises Pty Ltd is not liable for lost or stolen items
• Cruise Duration: Includes embarkation & disembarkation
• Accessibility: Wharf & vessel cannot accommodate wheelchairs; steep stairs apply to mid-deck & sky-deck

BOOK NOW to secure your spot for the ultimate comedy night out on the harbour.

🎯 Exclusive Event– Limited Spots! ONLY 170 TICKETS AVAILABLE!
Don’t miss this floating comedy club experience – it’s a boatload of fun and seats fill fast.

Bring your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and get ready for a night of gut-busting laughter on Newcastle Harbour – this is not your average comedy night… it’s stand-up with a view!

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