Chuck Klosterman on Rock*

Schedule

Thu Sep 24 2026 at 06:00 pm to 07:30 pm

UTC-04:00
Location

Morgenstern Books & Café | Bloomington, IN

Join us for an evening with author Chuck Klosterman, who will be celebrating the release of his upcoming book, Rock*.
About this Event

ABOUT THE BOOK:

Kaleidoscopic culture critic Chuck Klosterman rewrites the history of reality in an “ingenious” (Kirkus Reviews) work of speculative fiction based on a question that has never been considered or (in all likelihood) even asked: What if The Beatles had only developed a cult following while the Velvet Underground emerged as the most popular band in the world?


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"This twisted, ironic tribute will delight, surprise, and provoke rock fans.” (Publishers Weekly starred review)

The Velvet Underground & Nico was released in the spring of 1967. For decades, the cliche has been that it initially only sold 10,000 copies, though everyone who bought it supposedly started a band. It is the definition of a record whose influence outstrips its mass popularity. But what if the opposite had transpired? What if instead of selling 10,000 copies, it had sold…10 million copies? What if it had sold 100 million copies? What would have happened if the Velvet Underground had inexplicably become the biggest group in the history of popular music, and everything about the rest of the 20th century was merely a footnote to that phenomenon?

Whatever answer you imagine is an infinitesimal splinter, at least when compared to Rock*. Chuck Klosterman has generated a fictitious universe where almost everything is different, except for the songs. The songs remain the same—the difference is how they are heard and what they now mean. Lou Reed is a messiah, reversing the monoculture and dictating the outcome of presidential elections. The Beatles disappear, though they never break up. The Rolling Stones collapse while Led Zeppelin goes bankrupt. Punk rock fills stadiums, undermined only by insouciant radicals like Boston and Van Halen. Disco is destroyed. Hip-hop becomes country. The 1980s are defined by disposable pop icons (like G.G. Allin) and Christian revivalists (like Madonna). Lenny Kravitz lets love rule, Oasis collides with a wonderwall, and the terrorist attacks of 9/11 are somehow blamed on the Strokes.

Presented like The Rolling Stone History of Rock & Roll if written by Philip K. Dick, Jorge Luis Borges, and Patrick Bateman, Rock* intermixes satiric contrarianism and Spinal Tap-ish absurdity with darker theories about what makes art popular, how success delineates perception, and the inescapable consensus of subjective history. It is not, nor does it claim to be, the greatest book ever written about rock and roll. But it’s probably the last one that ever needs to be written.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR:

Chuck Klosterman is the bestselling author of ten nonfiction books (including Football; The Nineties; But What If We’re Wrong?; and Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs), two novels (Downtown Owl and The Visible Man), and the short story collection Raised in Captivity. His debut book, Fargo Rock City, won the ASCAP-Deems Taylor Award. He has written for The New York Times, The Washington Post, GQ, Esquire, Spin, The Guardian, The Believer, and ESPN. Klosterman served as the Ethicist for The New York Times Magazine for three years and was a founder of the website Grantland with Bill Simmons. He was raised in North Dakota and now lives in Portland, Oregon.


Agenda

🕑: 06:00 PM
Doors open for ticket holders
Untitled agenda

🕑: 06:00 PM - 06:20 PM
Cafe open for orders
Untitled agenda

🕑: 06:30 PM - 07:30 PM
Chuck Klosterman's talk and then Q&A

Where is it happening?

Morgenstern Books & Café, 849 South Auto Mall Road, Bloomington, United States
Tickets

USD 12.51 to USD 33.85

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