Bébé, It’s Burlesque! The Rose’s Memoir

Bébé, It’s Burlesque! The Rose’s Memoir is a delightfully extravagant burlesque tribute to Schitt’s Creek, imagining Moira Rose at last putting pen to paper for her long-awaited memoir in 2026. As she revisits the family’s most trying and transformative years, the Roses are swept back into their own lore through a series of character-inspired burlesque and drag performances full of glamour, absurdity, and heartfelt mischief.

Co-produced by VonSchmals and DJ Boobie Riot, this enchanting evening also includes a pre-show happy hour, themed drinks, a raffle, and special vendor The Chrystal Bar 333, offering all manner of sparkling intention and splendid vibes.

Ticket Packages

“The Enchanted Observer, Bébé” – $15Standing Room Only | 30 tickets available

“The Featured Player” – $20Reserved seat in Gallery Two | 17 tickets available

“The Scene Stealer, Bébé” – $50VIP table seating for 2 guests, includes a sticker or cookie | 8 tables available

“The Moira Rose Experience” – $100Premium VIP table for 4 guests, includes a sticker or cookie for each guest | 2 tables available

Prices will include service fees, with NYS sales tax applied at checkout.

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