Bingo

🎤 WELL… THAT WAS AWFUL SINGING! 😂
What an absolutely horrendous standard of singing today! 🎤💀
But congratulations to Ann, who somehow managed to convince everyone she was the “best singer” and walked away with the drinks voucher! 🥂👏
Quite how that happened, nobody knows. There may need to be an investigation. 😂
The rest of you MUST do better next time.
Although, judging by today's performance, we reckon the bar might need to start sponsoring the singing rather than the bingo! 🍻🎤😂
And it looks like our new Irish Bingo has become a bit of a spectator sport…
Particularly the part where everyone gets the opportunity to abuse the host! 🤣
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🎱 TOWNHILL COMMUNITY & BOWLING CLUB
📅 SUNDAY 1ST NOVEMBER 2026
🚪 DOORS OPEN: 1:15PM
👀 EYES DOWN: 2:00PM SHARP!
⚠️ Late arrivals will be stared at… and possibly judged.
🎟️ £10 PER CARD
💷 Got an extra £2?
Have a go at our IRISH BINGO! ☘️
Winner takes the lot — or, as Sheena has officially renamed it…
“CHINESE BINGO!” 😂
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🎱 9 GAMES • PLENTY OF WINNERS • EVEN MORE QUESTIONABLE “BINGO!” SHOUTS
🟡 GAMES 1–7
• One Line — £5
• Full House — £10
🔵 FLYER GAME
• One Line — £5
• Two Lines — £10
• Full House — £15
❄️💰 SNOWBALL JACKPOT — GAME 8
🏠 Get a Full House in 66 numbers or fewer and you could walk away with the £65 JACKPOT! 💰
Miss the Snowball?
DON’T PANIC!
There’s still a GUARANTEED £35 waiting for someone! 💷
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🍻 AND YES… THE BAR WILL BE OPEN!
Because some bingo decisions are considerably easier to accept after a G&T. 😂
🎤 Expect:
• Terrible singing
• Dramatic celebrations
• Suspiciously lucky people
• Near misses
• False alarms
• Dodgy bingo etiquette
• Someone shouting “BINGO!” when they're still three numbers away
And, of course, that one person who somehow wins EVERY SINGLE WEEK despite repeatedly insisting:
“I'm never lucky!” 😂
🖊️ Bring your dabbers.
🍀 Bring your lucky charm.
👵 Bring your bingo-mad auntie.
Most importantly, bring yourself along for an afternoon of laughs, banter, questionable singing and plenty of chances to shout BINGO!
And remember…
🦆 TWO LITTLE DUCKS STILL HAVE HALF THE ROOM QUACKING! 🦆😂
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🎉 SEE YOU SUNDAY! 🎉
And may the Bingo Gods be ever in your favour…
Because let's face it, your singing certainly isn't. 😂🎤