Adopt A Desk Goose Workshop
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🪿 ADOPT A DESK GOOSE WORKSHOP 🪿
Are you tired of working alone? Need an unblinking, zero-judgment co-worker who will silently validate your questionable choices all day? It’s time to expand your team.
Come adopt your very own 5" Cement Desk Goose and give it the makeover of its dreams! Want a tiny Bob Ross goose? A fancy tuxedo goose? A tiny punk-rock goose with an attitude? We supply all the paints, brushes—you bring the chaotic creative energy.
What’s Included:
Your choice of one solid 5" cement goose (sturdy enough to double as a paperweight or emotional support pet)
All painting supplies
An official, binding Adoption Certificate to legally prove you are a responsible goose parent
Event Details:
Date: September 23rd
Time: Drop-in anytime between 12:00 PM – 7:00 PM
Cost: $30 per goose
Location: The Whitney Creative Arts Studio
Warning: Owning a desk goose may lead to aggressive honking sounds during Zoom calls and an extreme urge to make them tiny seasonal outfits.
Spaces and geese are limited—reserve your featherless friend today! 🎨✨
This Class is Non Refundable.
🪿 ADOPT A DESK GOOSE WORKSHOP 🪿
Are you tired of working alone? Need an unblinking, zero-judgment co-worker who will silently validate your questionable choices all day? It’s time to expand your team.
Come adopt your very own 5" Cement Desk Goose and give it the makeover of its dreams! Want a tiny Bob Ross goose? A fancy tuxedo goose? A tiny punk-rock goose with an attitude? We supply all the paints, brushes—you bring the chaotic creative energy.
What’s Included:
Your choice of one solid 5" cement goose (sturdy enough to double as a paperweight or emotional support pet)
All painting supplies
An official, binding Adoption Certificate to legally prove you are a responsible goose parent
Event Details:
Date: September 23rd
Time: Drop-in anytime between 12:00 PM – 7:00 PM
Cost: $30 per goose
Location: The Whitney Creative Arts Studio
Warning: Owning a desk goose may lead to aggressive honking sounds during Zoom calls and an extreme urge to make them tiny seasonal outfits.
Spaces and geese are limited—reserve your featherless friend today! 🎨✨
This Class is Non Refundable.
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Where is it happening?
458 W Nepessing Street, Lapeer, MI, United States, Michigan 48446
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