🫐 THE UNVEILING OF THE BIG BLUEBERRY 🫐

The tarp comes off. The berry goes on. History (probably) happens.
📅 Date: Saturday, 1 August 2026
🕙 Time: 10:00 am
📍 Location: The Big Banana, 351 Pacific Highway, Coffs Harbour
Following an extensive internal review confirming that blueberries are, in fact, blue, the Department is pleased to announce the official installation of the region's newest oversized fruit.
PROGRAM OF EVENTS
• Official Welcome to Berry
• Blessing of the Concrete Footings
• Ceremonial Removal of the Tarp
• First Blueberry Placement
• Community Appreciation Nods
• Guided Discussion: "Wasn't This Supposed To Be Something Else?"
• Light refreshments (subject to procurement)
WHAT TO BRING
Your own high-vis vest to assist with the appearance of productivity.
WHAT TO EXPECT
Cones. Temporary fencing. A sign reading WORKS IN PROGRESS. Potential road closures announced after the fact.
Existing bananas remain operational and are not part of these proceedings.
All welcome. Berry excited to see you there.
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