🌭 The Great Glizzy Massacre | Labor Day Throwdown at Poopy’s

Name: 🌭 The Great Glizzy Massacre | Labor Day Throwdown at Poopy’s
Start: 2025-08-31T14:00:00-05:00
Location: 1030 Viaduct Rd, Savanna, IL, United States, Illinois 61074

Schedule

Sun, 31 Aug, 2025 at 02:00 pm

UTC-05:00

Location

1030 Viaduct Rd, Savanna, IL, United States, Illinois 61074 | Savanna, IL

Calling all gut busters, glizzy goblins, and wiener warriors — it’s time to step up to the plate (literally) for the most unhinged, meat-stick-munching mayhem of the summer. 🌭
This isn’t your backyard BBQ.
This is 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝑮𝒍𝒊𝒛𝒛𝒚 𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒆 — where ketchup stains become badges of honor and the only rule is DON’T. SLOW. DOWN.
You’ll have a pile of hot dogs, a ticking clock, and a cheering (or slightly horrified) crowd egging you on. The first one to conquer the competition walks away with $500 cash, eternal bragging rights, and crowned as the GLIZZY GUZZLER.
Think you’ve got the guts? Prove it.
🎯 $20 to enter
🌭 Unlimited glizzies
🏆 Winner takes $500 CASH
📍 Poopy’s Saloon — Labor Day Sunday, August 31st @ 2PM