π β House of Funk presents β WITCHES GET STITCHES! β π
Schedule
Fri, 31 Oct, 2025 at 08:00 pm to Sat, 01 Nov, 2025 at 02:00 am
UTC+00:00Location
61 Bar & Venue Taunton | Taunton, EN
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Double double toil and trouble
Amen burn and Bassline bubbleβ¦..
If youβre reading this then itβs that time once again to board up your doors and prepare for the return of Tauntonβs worst night out House of Funk!
Infamously disappointing and ready to make your nan cry weβre back with a spooky as fork night of broomsticks n donk in Tauntonβs finest underground watering hole 61 BAR & VENUE
So lets make you never want to leave the house again with our screechy beeps and wobalubalooba as you wrap yourself in 69 binbags and slap on a fake nose for Witches get Stitches!
If youβve been before you know you should probably blindfold yourself and bung ya ears, but if you havenβt youβll probably be underwhelmed to know that we pride ourselves on luxuriously sexual decor consisting of some tin foil and a deflated balloon stuck to some mate called Bob who has remain frozen until the end of the night where we sacrifice himβ¦ in style obviously
Expect sharp objects gaffaβd to every surface and some kind of Poundland birthmas banner for ceiling drapes, think glamorous crack den meets 30 minute makeover! All tied together by our in house interior design manager Stevie Wonder, this guy knows a thing or three about what it should look like!
We hired in help from these prehistoric paddle boarders Mammoth Sound to help us wire together 2 blown car speakers and make the most bad ass flapping crumpet sounds you ever did hear so be prepared to hear everyone loudly complaining about how shite everything is all night cos thereβs no fookin way ya gonna hear the wannabe deejays YouTube rips.
YOU WANT GOOD LIGHTING well you got a ten quid strobe light from temu and itβll have you fitting in no time!
DeeJaysyss from the finest South West Cesspool include:
POWELLO BROS - Goat&DOnk
TANTI - Spanish Donk
RAD & VIPZZ - DoubleMCDonk
ASHLEY HAART - DiscoDonk
A BRAND - DONKEY
FINNBAR - Wonky Venga Boy Slut Drop Donk!
Winner for the worse dressed gets free nipple tassles and prosthetic nose that we staple to your face live on stage.. what more do you want in life lets be honest!!???
Weβre not allowed to charge because youβll only want a refund, so I guess that means itβs Free Entry and you might be able to afford a fruit shoot wit da lads :/
Fancy Dress as some Bitch ass Witch form the Ghetto and bring so many broomstick shanks incase it kicks offβ¦ or weβll chuck ya in the river. Simples
If you have the incontrollable urge to see what a true disaster of a night is like then grab ya mates cat, steal ya maβs broomstick and fly into the wall of dilapidated sound on 31st Oct Bar 61
As per usual 18+
8pm till at least 8:03pm
No Clubs and All Wubs!
FREE ENTRY for anyone with a big saggy ass plastic nose
Pro tip:
Drag your uncles nanβs cat out for extra spooky surprise and see who looses an eye first
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Where is it happening?
61 Bar & Venue Taunton, Taunton, United KingdomEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
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