Zoomies & Purr Holiday FREE Grinch Pet Photos
Schedule
Sat Dec 13 2025 at 11:00 am to 03:00 pm
UTC-08:00Location
2868 Vista Blvd, Sparks, NV 89434-8011, United States | Sparks, NV
Yes, THE Grinch.
Iāll Be Doing Pet Photos.
Apparently. š
A Zoomies & Purr Holiday Celebration (That I Was Dragged Into)
š Saturday, December 13th
š 11 AM ā 3 PM
š Zoomies & Purr ā Sparks, NV
Well, well, wellā¦
Look whoās hosting a holiday event they didnāt ask me permission for.
Let me explain how this disaster happened:
Santa took one glance at the schedule, clutched his little red coat, and mumbled something dramatic like,
āAbsolutely not ā a dog might pee on me.ā
And before anyone could say āroast beast,ā everyone turned to ME.
āHey Grinch, want to do pet photos?ā
Do I look like someone who wants to smile at a parade of adorable pets in festive sweaters?
ā¦Donāt answer that.
I said āHold my eggnog ā Iāll do it.ā
Mostly out of spite.
šø FREE PET PHOTOS WITH ME (THE GRINCH)
Bring your dogs.
Bring your cats.
Bring whatever critter thinks Iām some kind of oversized lime popsicle.
I will stand there.
I will pose.
I will tolerate holiday cheer.
And your pets will probably upstage me in every single photo.
Ugh.
Perfect for:
ā holiday cards
ā family screensavers
ā blackmail
ā bribing relatives to visit
š GIVEAWAYS (I Tried to Hide Them)
Zoomies & Purr said Iām not allowed to keep everything for myself.
Rude.
So YOU get to enter drawings for:
š Gift Certificates
š Holiday Gift Baskets
š āSurprise itemsā I definitely didnāt try to steal
Whatever. Enjoy.
š HOLIDAY DEALS (Iām Unimpressed)
⨠15% OFF Toys
You want toys? Fine. Watch your pets ignore them and chew on something expensive instead. Hilarious.
⨠Buy 2 Treats, Get 1 FREE
āGenerous.ā They say. āBribery.ā I call it.
⨠10% OFF Winter Apparel
Go ahead. Dress your pets better than me.
Everyone else does.
⨠Free Goodie Bags for the first 25 guests
I was caught trying to keep all 25.
Apparently āthatās not the point, Grinch.ā
š WHY THIS IS HAPPENING (Iām Still Confused)
Zoomies & Purr insists this event is about:
ācommunity,ā ājoy,ā and āgiving back to local pets and families.ā
Disgusting.
Heartwarming.
Ugh.
Fine.
It is pretty nice, I guess.
ā RSVP (So They Stop Asking Me Whoās Coming)
Click āGoing.ā
Show up.
Bring your holiday spirit⦠or donāt.
Iāll bring the attitude.
See you December 13th.
Iāll be the green one pretending not to enjoy myself.
ā The Grinch
(ā¦and the Zoomies & Purr humans who made me do this)
Where is it happening?
2868 Vista Blvd, Sparks, NV 89434-8011, United StatesEvent Location & Nearby Stays:










