White Trash Thanksgiving
Schedule
Sat, 29 Nov, 2025 at 02:00 pm
UTC-06:00Location
21 N Main St., Salado, TX | Salado, TX
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✨ White Trash Thanksgiving ✨It’s that special time of year when you’re already sick of your family, sick of leftovers, and definitely sick of pretending everything is “okay.” 🦃💀we promise to not talk politics or religion with you.
YES — it’s a dress white trash event, so bring out the cutoffs, leopard print, wife beaters, Crocs, and anything you’d be embarrassed wear to actual family Thanksgiving. Classy is banned. 🚫✨
If you’re usually one emotional-support drink away from telling your family what you really think, come grab a cold one. 🍺😮💨
Actually like your family? That’s wild. Bring ’em anyway — we’ll keep an eye on them.
By this time you’ll be tired of turkey sandwiches, stuffing balls, and leftover “mystery casserole”? Come crush a burger… or grab a salad so you can lie to yourself about “balance.” 🥗🔥
White Trash Thanksgiving:
Where the outfits are tragic, the drinks are strong, and nobody cares that you showed up in pajamas. 🙃🍻
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Where is it happening?
21 N Main St., Salado, TX, United StatesEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
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