vincent turns 24 - kickoff house party (sep 4-7, 2026)
About this Event
vincent turns 24
Get ready to celebrate vincent hitting the big 2-4! From September 4th to 7th, 2026 labour day long weekend, join him for a cute and wholesome in-person partyyy filled with vibes, cope, yearning, LARPing, great company, and unforgettable memories. Do not miss out or flake on this special milestone—his 25th birthday will be much, much lamer!
Agenda
🕑: 11:00 AM - 03:00 PM
Food & Drink & Ambiance Setup
Host: Vincent Jia
Info: I path to LONGOs and LCBO and light the candles and begin the music & projector and all of that. Oh fork the plate and cutlery situash AGGGGGH
🕑: 03:30 PM - 05:00 PM
Aristotle revisits his attempted DJ career
Host: Aristotle Zhang
Info: Close your ears. CLOSE YOUR EARS
🕑: 06:00 PM - 07:00 PM
Luna E-Clit shaves her entire labia
Host: Dr. Mxs. Luna E-Clit, PhD
Info: No Asian bush tonight pussy OUT
🕑: 07:30 PM - 09:30 PM
Home Cooked Dinner (There were snacks and drinks ahead of this too)
Host: Aristotle Zhang
Info: #maninkitchen #foodnetworkcanada #nodoordashrequired
🕑: 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM
Yassification/Pool & Spa Time/Degeneracy
Host: Dr Mxs Luna E-Clit PhD
Info: I will do your hair and makeup, throw something on TV, chill on balcony, tap you into the pool/steam room/sauna, whatever makes ya happy
🕑: 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM
Tarot Readings & Sephone Talk
Host: Sephone Lu
Info: OKAY EVERYONE SHUT UP THERE'S A MINOR IN THE HOUSE NOW ! HER NAME IS *SEPHONE* SHE JUST TURNED 16 AND SHE ESCAPED PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND TO GET TO TORONTO BE EXTREMELY NICE TO SEPHONE SHE'S LOWKEY HOMELESS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HER MOM'S A TRANSPHOBE LET'S CLEAN IT UP AND DO TAROT READINGS
Where is it happening?
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