TWILIGHT: ADULTS ONLY Eastside Sisters DRAG SHOW
About this Event
From the chaotic masterminds behind Vancouver's sold-out drag parody disasters comes the show absolutely nobody asked for but everybody desperately needs:
🩸 TWILIGHT: THE DRAG PARODY SHOW 🩸
Created by The EASTSIDE SISTERS, the unhinged icons Banana Delvey 🍌👑 and Miss October 🎃💋, the brilliant minds responsible for sold-out hits including:
✨ Bratatoille
✨ Charli XCX and The Chocolate Factory
✨ The Gay Of Thrones Drag Parody Show
✨ And a million other ridiculous productions that somehow keep selling out 😭💅
Expect:
🩸 Vampire nonsense
🐺 Werewolf thirst traps
💋 Questionable life choices
✨ Sparkling where no one should sparkle
🍎 Extremely dramatic staring contests
🎭 Chaotic drag excellence
🚨 More daddy issues than Forks has trees
🔥 Enough sexual tension to power the entire Pacific Northwest
Whether you've read every book twelve times, watched the movies ironically (or unironically 👀), or simply enjoy witnessing drag performers make terrible decisions in public, this show is for you.
🌙 "This is the skin of a killer, Bella."
💋 "This is the drag of a disaster, bestie."
⚠️⚠️⚠️ VERY IMPORTANT WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️
🔞 THIS SHOW IS STRICTLY FOR ADULT AUDIENCES ONLY.
Seriously.
Like... REALLY seriously.
Expect:
🍑 Adult themes
🍆 Inappropriate jokes
💋 Mature subject matter
✨ Unhinged drag behavior
🩲 Potential partial nudity
😭 Moments you can never unsee
If you've ever wanted to witness Twilight lovingly dragged through the woods, bitten by a vampire, run over by a Volvo, and resurrected as a chaotic drag spectacle, this is your chance.
🩸🐺✨ Come prepared to laugh, scream, thirst, sparkle, and leave forever changed.
Because after this show...
🌙 You'll never think about Twilight the same way again. 🌙
🎟️ Tickets are expected to disappear faster than Edward running through a forest shirtless, so grab yours before they're gone! 🐺💨🩸✨
✨EARLY BIRD TICKETS: $10
✨PRESALE TICKETS: $15
✨DOOR TICKETS: $20
Where is it happening?
Event Location & Nearby Stays:
CAD 11.98 to CAD 17.31
