Touch-A-Touch Me: A Burlesque Cult Classic Show

📢 Ladies, Gentlemen, and Sweet Transvestites From Transylvania!

💋 Grab your fishnets and fasten your seatbelts—because on October 25th, we’re turning Crystola Roadhouse into a glitter-drenched temple of tease, tribute, and timewarping delight!

👻 It’s Halloween with a burlesque twist—where your favorite cult classic gets a sultry, cheeky makeover. Think rhinestones, red lips, and risqué renditions of iconic moments that’ll have you screaming “Damn it, Janet!” in all the right ways.

📍 Crystola Roadhouse 20918 U.S. 24, Woodland Park, CO

🕖 Doors at 7 P.M. | 🎭 Show at 8 P.M.

💋 Come dressed as your favorite character and strut your stuff in our costume contest—you might just walk away with a devilishly delightful prize.

📸 Snap pics with our tantalizing cast before and after the show—because memories should be as bold as your eyeliner.

💃 Perfect for birthdays, date nights, and girls’ night out. Come do the Time Warp with us and start your Halloween early in true burlesque style.

🎟️ Tickets

-Online: $20

- At the Door: $25

- Group Discount: $15 (for 5+ tickets, online only)

* No Refunds *

🔥 This isn’t just a show—it’s a seductive celebration of camp, cult, and cabaret. You in?

🖤 Let’s make magic, mischief, and memories.

Host or Publisher Outlaws and Harlots Productions