Tommy Lama Benefitting Kimmy's Safe Haven
Schedule
Fri Oct 31 2025 at 07:00 pm to 10:00 pm
UTC-04:00Location
281 Cross Keys Rd, Berlin, NJ, United States, New Jersey 08009 | Berlin, NJ
Give a Hoot Comedy Club opens its doors in Berlin New JerseyOur mission is comedy for the community, we give a portion of our proceeds each weekend to local non profit organizations
This weekend we are partnered with Kimmy's Safe Haven
https://www.kimmyssafehavenrescue.com/
Tickets are $25 in advance and $30 at the door
www.giveahootcomedyclubnj.com
Full menu of Roberts Bar and Grill is available at the show
Doors open at 7pm and show begins at 8pm
Tommy Lama
The Tommy Lama Comedy Experience is a comedic commentary on the get rich quick, self-help, and life coach gurus in America today.
Tommy is the winner of 3rd Annual Comedy Cage Match at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, Lake Tahoe;
Winner of the Ventura Comedy Festival;
Winner of the prestigious Boston and Seattle Comedy Festivals, as well as two-time recipient of the LA Comedy Award for Stand-Up.
"The Tommy Lama Experience" created by Tommy Savitt has enjoyed extended performances at Las Vegas' Tropicana and Stratosphere Hotels.
Watch out Tony Robbins, Deepak Chopra, and Joel Osteen, you may be converted!
MASTER HEALER TOMMY LAMA was born into harsh circumstances that would have doomed a lesser man. Tommy grew up in Brooklyn, a traditional community where people help people beat up other people. A place rich in cultures - mostly salmonella. Tommy worked as a pest control technician while putting himself through law school until, a fateful evening he accidentally inhaled pesticide while trapped in a collapsing basement of a mini-mart. An event which changed his perspective and brain chemistry. As Tommy snapped into consciousness, he interpreted this event as a message from the universe to cleanse his Karma in order to make it into the next life. Fueled by his desire to make a difference, Tommy enlisted in the U.S.M.C summer program, where he was denied a purple heart despite nearly dying of exhaustion while still in boot camp. Undeterred by his failure, he began a lifelong vision quest and found himself by traveling to the four corners of Google Earth. It was on this journey that he began using his powers for good. He took on the name given to him by his teacher, the great Maharaji Yamaha Suzuki Toyota, the Tommy Lama. After disseminating his message in comedy clubs, he became the back-to-back winner of the Boston and Seattle comedy competitions, appeared on the Bob and Tom Show, National Lampoon's Man Up Stand Up, and in commercials for Adidas, Monster.com and Lowe's. A session with Tommy will change your life. Hate your job? I can show you how to get fired. Need to quit smoking? I will help you find an addiction better suited to your horoscope. Inadequate lover? I will help provide your wife with what she requires. I have a long list of celebrity clients whose identities I cannot disclose (including Gary Busey, Nick Nolte, and Lindsay Lohan.) Now is your turn to join their ranks. Namaste.
