The Prized Garden of Beaverton Proper
Schedule
Fri Jan 16 2026 at 07:30 pm to 09:30 pm
UTC-08:00Location
27402 Ramona Bowl Road, Hemet, CA, United States, California 92544 | Hemet, CA
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Ramona Hillside Players in Hemet, CA presents "The Prized Garden of Beaverton Proper" by Kristofer James.January 16th, 2026 @ 7:30pm
January 17th, 2026 @ 2:30pm (Private Benefit)
January 18th, 2026 @ 2:30pm
January 23rd, 2026 @ 7:30pm
January 24th, 2026 @ 2:30pm
January 25th, 2026 @ 2:30pm
Opening Night Admission is $15.00 per seat.
Single Admission (everyone) is $20.00 per seat.
Group Discount available for 10 or more seats.
Purchase Online Tickets: https://ramonahillsideplayers.org/tickets
Make Phone Reservations: (951) 658-5300
"One woman’s garden. One town’s scandal. Zero surviving begonias."
Beulah BumpinPickles has spent years cultivating her crowning achievement: the most dazzling, envy-inducing garden in all of Beaverton Proper. So when the Beaverton Gazette announces they'll be featuring it in their Sunday spread, Beulah is floating on cloud nine—until she wakes up to a horticultural horror. Her garden has been murdered in the night. Petunias flattened. Clematis trampled. Lawn gnomes decapitated.
Enter Sheriff Hubert Hornbuckle—a man more familiar with pie-eating contests than crime scenes—and a curious stranger who seems to know a little too much. As the town buzzes with gossip, secrets bloom like weeds, and Beulah finds herself wondering: who could betray her in such a vicious, vine-ripping way?
Part mystery, part madcap comedy, My Prized Garden of Beaverton Proper is a delightfully absurd romp about small-town drama, overgrown egos, and the healing power of community... and maybe a little Miracle-Gro. With a bouquet of unforgettable characters and a plot that twists like a garden hose, this play will leave you laughing, guessing, and maybe rethinking that feud with your neighbor.
CAST:
BEULAH BUMPINPICKLES: Melisa Tennies
AUNT BLANCHE: Kathleen Walker
THELSIE MAE JENKINS: Rebecca Stier Reber
VARLA "SNACKCAKE" BEASELY: Laura Cherland
BUFORD BUMPINPICKLES: Jeremy Niemi
TOMMY BUMPINPICKLES: Cristian Peter Loera
COLBY: Karina McQueen
SHERIFF HUBERT HORNBUCKLE: Bret Cherland
DELBERT HOTCHKISS: Marissa Burke
CREW:
Director- Kristofer James
Assistant Director - Bobby White
Stage Manager- Kimberly Restaneo
27402 Ramona Bowl Road
Hemet, CA 92544
(Please use the Girard St entrance. Columbia St has a closed gate.)
[email protected]
http://www.ramonahillsideplayers.org
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