The Heterosexuals - at the Gabriola Theatre Festival

Schedule

Tue Aug 26 2025 at 04:00 pm to 05:00 pm

UTC-07:00

Location

1475 Peterson Road, Gabriola, BC, Canada, British Columbia V0R 1X7 | Nanaimo, BC

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by Johnnie McNamara Walker
14+ | Light cursing & sexual content
​Run time: 60 minutes
★★★★★ “Rarely have i enjoyed such a well written piece of theatre.” The Irish Times
★★★★★ “Electric stage presence… priceless, playful perfection!” The Reviews Hub
★★★★ “Walker is an engagingly sharp-tongued performer.” The Edmonton Journal
★★★★ “Very handsome and talented… triggering and hilarious all at once.” My Gay Toronto
WINNER: English Comedy Award (Montreal Fringe)
WINNER: Outstanding Theatre Award (FringeReview.co.uk)
WINNER: Audience Favourite Award (Lavender Fest)
A deep-dive into the shocking world of Heterosexuality! THEY WALK AMONG US! But where did they come from? And what do they think they’re wearing? Find out in this explosive solo show based on undercover research gathered while posing as one of their own! Combining elements of storytelling, satire, comedy, and deep personal humiliation, The Heterosexuals is here to spill the T on what The Queers really think about The Straights.
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TICKETS
Tuesday 7pm: https://square.link/u/TmeVpJEP
Wednesday 5pm: https://square.link/u/ts9ihNao
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Double Bill Pass Tues: https://square.link/u/4hpN0y3V
Double Bill Pass Wed: https://square.link/u/CBXQ0ZwB
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5 Play Festival Pass
https://square.link/u/DKrgC6tq
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***The concession stand will be open 60 minutes before each show in our program.
Tix will also be for sale (cash, e-transfer, or card payment) at the agricultural hall farmer's markets each Saturday leading up to the festival.
Gabriola Theatre Centre also has an accessible ticket program. You can access a free ticket (while stocks last) by submitting a request form on our website. No questions asked. ****
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