The Cutest Tea Party Ever

Come one, come all! Feast your senses on the aroma of herbs, the sound of sweet serenades, the sight of lovely friends old and new, and the taste of timeless teas... For one day we take a moment to revel in the adorable bits of life when we gather for...

THE CUTEST TEA PARTY EVER!! Ooohhh ahhhh Whooooa wowwww squeee!

What does that even mean?! Well, for you, dear tea drinker, this is your invitation to bring your cutest self and cutest items to share with your fellow cuteness purveyors.

Some examples of how you can participate:

🧚‍♀️ Embody the fairy spirit and share with others cute, sweet things. There will be plenty of tea fairies serving tea. You could be a chocolate fairy? Or poem fairy? Or

🎭 Have you ever tried practicing your Cute Pranks!? Many pranks happen at the expense of others, but sometimes we can surprise others with delight! Slip a compliment into a shoe? Plan a surprise for a friend you're bringing or seeing there? The world is your oyster!

🐚 Bring an artifact(s) from your life that you find particularly cute! Whether something to show off, a toy to play with, or a puppet to animate!

Phew! So there are some ideas of what YOU can bring to add to the cuteness. Here's the info for our pre-planned elation:

🍵 Several tea tables with tea service for all. Interested in volunteering a serving/door shift in exchange for a ticket? Sign up here.

3 spaces with:

👩‍🎤 Live music! Chelsea Coleman confirmed! Other performers TBD

💃 DJ sets! Kaimera confirmed! Other performers TBD

😴 Nap lounge! Naps aren't a requirement, but this will be so low stim and cozy you could snooze. Roll around on the beautiful wood floors, lounge on some squishy surfaces, or slow dance with yourself (or a friend!) And if you know me, you love me a nap at a party, so of course, naps are obviously welcome, because how cute is that?

Paid needs: Have many cute things and want to make one of the studios that much cuter? Write to Travis if you'd like to have a gig doing some deco ([email protected])

Some examples for how we care to gather:

Asking people their pronouns and offering yours - CUTE!

Offering a compliment with no ulterior motive - CUTE!

Touching people before confirming that they want that - NOT CUTE!

Comments steeped in prejudice and aggression - NOT CUTE!

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I mean, doesn't this just sound like the best? I've already heard from some of you "Oh nooo, I can't make iiiit!! 😭" but WORRY NOT! This may be the Cutest Tea Party Ever, but that is only up until now! Let this be the reference point from where we can grow and make our future tea parties -even cuter-! And I say that because...

The Most Amazing News! This party is a trial pop-up tea party at Green Yogi to see if this venue is suitable for... A PERMANENT TEAHOUSE!

Yes, that's right, if this goes well and those of us working on it find that we like working with each other, this could very well be a future combined yoga studio + teahouse! If you've ever been to Tea Oasis in years past, the setup, style, design, etc. will be very similar. That's right, late night tea house every night of the week so you can drink tea and be merry to your heart's content!

Whether you can make it or not, if you'd like to be kept abreast of this news, please add yourself to the email list here.

Okay okay okay, thaaat's enough! So much information but just so much excitement to share! Thank you for reading and tea you later!

Tickets:

We believe community should be accessible. Please choose the ticket tier that best aligns with your current income level. All tickets include the same cute tea party experience:

💚 $20 – Community Support Ticket

For those on a tighter budget, students, or anyone who could use a little extra accessibility right now. We’re so happy to have you with us.

🌿 $30 – Sustainer Ticket

For those who are comfortably meeting their needs. This ticket helps sustain future Green Yogi offerings and keeps events accessible to all.

✨ $40 – Pay-It-Forward Ticket

For those with more financial flexibility who are able to contribute a little more. This ticket helps subsidize Community Support tickets and supports the growth of our offerings.

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