The Crab Musical

Have you ever felt ugly? Like you’re cursed by the critical gaze of humanity? Well, what if a sexy voice spoke to you from behind a big door promising your wildest dream... your most desperate fantasy of validation… a chance to finally belong. You just might decide to come inside too. This is the story of one ugly girl who chose to believe in an impossible promise and had her insides and outsides rearranged by a cast of crabs for it. But what's next to become after achieving perfect 10 status? Find out in this rock and roll musical ladled with heavy doses of body horror and crab vocab. Here is the door, come inside..side..side..side…

Show reservations are free! A suggested donation of $15 is kindly appreciated at the door. Cash or card accepted.

Seating is first-come, first-pick. The venue is wheelchair accessible. Please contact us at [email protected] in advance if you have any accessibility needs.

Host or Publisher Christ Church Preservation Trust