THE COLONY — High Tea, Low-Key Revenge

High Tea — Low-Key Revenge
A Hangry Berliner Pop-Up | Thursday, 26 March 2026 | 17:00–21:00

Let’s talk scones and self-awareness.

The Colony is a playful, provocative high-tea experience that reimagines Britain’s most beloved ritual through a South Asian lens. It’s part reflection, part rebellion, and fully dipped in cardamom, masala, and post-empire humour.

This isn’t Bridgerton cosplay.
This is edible decolonisation — warm, spicy, a little uncomfortable, and very delicious.

Sprinkled with diaspora stories, and the lingering aftertaste of imperialism, The Colony invites you to sip, snack, and squirm… in the most delightful way.
Tickets Include

• Full high-tea menu
• A welcome drink
• Lightly provocative storytelling & table games
• A space to unlearn, laugh, and eat beautifully

Gratuity not included — reparations are emotional, tips are financial.
Hosted By — Hangry Berliner

Hani Naveed (@hangryberliner)
Self-taught chef, cooking at the intersection of diaspora identity, history, humour, and carbs.

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