The Brighton Roast Battle
The Concept
Two comics. One mic. Zero mercy. A high-stakes Clash of Wits at The Secret Comedy Club, where Brighton’s sharpest tongues trade bespoke insults to see who cracks first.
The Rules
Bespoke Barbs: 100% original burns only. No recycled jokes allowed.
Mental Combat: Strictly wordplay and brutal timing. No physical contact.
The Verdict: A panel of veteran comics breaks down the damage, but the reactions rules the night.
The "Clean Slate"
The sting stays on the stage. Behind the brutal jokes, all our acts are friends. We show our love by roasting each other to pieces, ending every duel with a handshake or a hug.
The Vibe
Hosted at the award-winning Artista, it’s raw, underground, and unapologetically Brighton.
Where is it happening?
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