The Bad Drawing Club: Ugly Portraits & Play
About this Event
A 90-Minute moment to Act Like a Kid Again
Did you miss my last sold-out table? I'm bringing The Bad Drawing Club back again at Beyond The Pale on Saturday, July 25th, and this time we are tackling the most high-stress, terrifying art form known to humankind: The Portrait.
But here’s the twist—the goal is to make it look as absolutely terrible as possible:-)
If you haven’t picked up a marker since the fifth grade, or if you can barely draw a stick figure, congratulations—you are perfectly qualified. This isn't an art class; it’s a high-energy social rescue mission for your weekend.
What We Are Doing (The Vibe):
- The Ugly Portrait Challenge: We’ll be using vibrant markers and colored paper to create hilariously bad portraits of the people sitting across from us. No skill, no likeness, zero judgment.
- Silly Break Games: Between drawing rounds, I'll lead low-stakes, childhood-style icebreaker games to break up the focus, spark a ton of laughter, and keep the energy high. Basically silly games :-)
- The "Social Oasis" Vibe: We are taking over a dedicated table right in the heart of BTP's bustling, two-story brewery buzz. You get all the vibrant energy of a packed Saturday afternoon, but with a safe, structured "home base" where you don't have to navigate a big crowd alone.
Who This Is For:
- Solo-Seekers: Most people book these spots completely alone! Don't be shy—I'll have your chair waiting and will introduce you to the table instantly.
- New to Ottawa: Skip the awkward, transactional "speed-friending" events. This is "parallel play"—it’s a low-pressure way to build your social muscle and feel part of the city.
- The Saturday Escapists: Burned-out 9-to-5ers, busy parents, and anyone looking to swap their phone screen for some messy, analog fun.
The Essentials:
- 📅 When: Saturday, July 25th | 1:00 PM – 2:30 PM (90 minutes)
- 📍 Where: Beyond The Pale (City Centre, Ottawa)
- FREE 90-minute parking on-site!
- Tickets: $20 (Includes your entry, custom portrait kit, all markers and hosted games).
- 🍔 Food & Drink: BTP has a massive, incredible food menu, craft brews, non-alcoholic options, and mocktails. Come hungry
- Must purchase minumum of 1 beverage to give back to the venue.
Only 8 spots available total. Grab your chair before they are gone, and let's go make some terrible art!
Where is it happening?
Event Location & Nearby Stays:
CAD 22.90











