The Annual Kitsap Trailer Park Pageant 2026
Schedule
Sat, 23 May, 2026 at 06:00 pm
UTC-07:00Location
Sirens | Bremerton, WA
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Well Howdy Y'all! Slap ya Mama and call me Uncle Leroy- it's time for the KITSAP TRAILER PARK PAGEANT again errrrbody!Gussie yaself on up now and bring those bottles of hooch on down to Sirens for the trashiest pageant along the Peninsula! Pull up a lawn chair and grab a Bud Light while you witness the hilarity that is the next round of competitors for the title of Trailer Park Royalty!
Honoring Our FIRST EVER Trailer Park King on a FABULOUS 2025 reign: D'Angelo Danger!
Categories include:
Second-Hand Glam / Q&A: Hey Macklemore- can we go thrift shopping?! Contestants will model what tags they have popped and thrown together for thrift style glamor! Followed by individual question and answer on stage!
Bedroom Attire: Let me slip into my nighty and grab my house slippers. Oooooh and when they smile- what a tooth! Watch as contestants strut around and model their best late night camper coutour!
Side Hustle Realness: Every good Trailer Betty or Beau has a good side hustle or two to mark sure the cash flow keeps on coming in! Watch contestants model off the best side hustle options this side of the Mississippi! So awful- ya grandmother will clutch those pearls in the grave!
Talent: This is the big one! Talent! Watch contestants show all they got with their individual trashy talents!
Featuring a NEW Audience game: The Glizzy Guzzler Hotdog Eating Contest! Aucience chosen night of will compete for a shirt and a one of a kind, handmade trophy from a local Artisan, Kimmy! You DEF will NOT want to miss this!
With EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES:
To be released soon.........!
Boot Juice is BACK baby! That's right- that nasty mixture of pure sin and Chevy muffler discharge- on special for ONE NIGHT ONLY! Bring ya gallon jugs!
Gather ya kin folk and come on down, when you're here-we're cousins. ;)
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Where is it happening?
Sirens, 312 Naval Ave, Bremerton, WA 98337-1085, United StatesEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
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