The Absolute Worst Show: Worst. Job. Ever.

Name: The Absolute Worst Show: Worst. Job. Ever.
Start: 2026-04-15T17:00:00-07:00
End: 2026-04-15T21:30:00-07:00
Location: The White Eagle

Schedule

Wed Apr 15 2026 at 05:00 pm to 09:30 pm

UTC-07:00

Location

The White Eagle | Portland, OR

The Absolute Worst is an interactive, open-mic comedy-storytelling show where audience members face off against three curated comedians and storytellers to find out who can lay claim to having gone through the worst experience ever based on that night’s theme, with both absolutely fabulous and absolutely terrible prizes at stake.
And for our April show, we’re looking to see who can lay claim to having had the worst job ever.
So if you have a great story about something terrible you had to endure while on the job, you might walk away with the evening’s grand prize!
Maybe your worst job was that one where you had to babysit the two most obnoxious kids in the history of the universe. Or when that judge gave you community service and it was picking up dog poop in the park. Or maybe it was that one time when you agreed to help your friend move to a new apartment twelve blocks away only to be told when you arrived that “it’s so close I decide we don’t really need a truck.” Or maybe it’s that bar you worked in where the owner played nothing but Kenny G all day, every day. (Every goddamn day.) Or maybe it’s when you had that one boss that took credit for all of your ideas, or the one that would not keep their hands to themselves, or the one that kept insisting on going out with you and your friends even though you hated their guts.
Don’t want to tell a story? No problem! You can still win a prize by winning our It Could Be Worse Game, or giving the best answer to our Absolute Worst Question Of The Night, or being crowned the Absolute Best Audience Member, or some other prize that we’ll probably just make up as we go.
Also, we may ask everyone to howl at the moon. Or we may not. (We’ll see.)