Teacher's Pet

Hi, this is Ned. When I was 20, I had an affair with my film professor, who was twice my age at 46. Over the course of the three-year relationship, she showered me with praise and gifts, and I realized she was a right-wing conspiracy theorist, a practicing witch, and functionally bankrupt. Come find out about the many close calls we had hiding our affair from faculty at the school, as well as the twists and turns (bleh I can't believe I just wrote 'twist and turns' I feel like a CVS novelist) our relationship took (cheating, accusations, betrayals, going bankrupt, witchcraft, high stakes parkour, etc.)
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NOTE: To purchase tickets you will need to affirm that you have read and agree to the QED policy here:

* Please arrive at least 15 minutes prior to posted start time to allow time for check in, seating and getting drinks & snacks. We place all hot food orders at once at the top of the show to limit disruptions.

* NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES, NO EXCEPTIONS - VERY LIMITED SEATING - TICKETS MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE. If you cannot attend, you can transfer your tickets to someone else but they will not be honored for a future date. YOU MUST email [email protected] if you intend to transfer tickets to another person.

* No outside food or drinks. QED serves beer, wine, coffee, tea, soda & lots of snacks with hot pub food available for order prior to the show.

* RAIN OR SHINE - Shows are never canceled due to weather except when the MTA shuts down which is hardly ever. So please DO NOT buy a ticket if you have issues traveling in inclement weather.

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