Speed Hating

Come bond over mutual disdain at Speed Hating—where hating brings people together!

Join us at The Whale South Slope for a night of rapid-fire venting and hilarious bonding over life’s most annoying moments. Whether you’re looking for new friends, a potential date, or just someone who agrees that pineapple on pizza is a crime, this is your chance to make connections through shared grievances.

Hosted by the hilarious Cayla Clark of BlindDateLiveAVL, this isn’t your typical speed dating event—it’s a chance to let loose, laugh, and maybe even find your new best friend (or at least a partner in complaining).

🗓️ Date & Time: Saturday, April 5 at 3pm

📍 Location: The Whale South Slope

💸 Tickets: $10

What to Expect:

• Fast-paced rounds of venting and laughing

• Witty prompts to spark your inner hater

• Comedian-fueled roasts and group shares

Come for the hate, stay for the laughs, and maybe leave with a new friend who hates slow walkers as much as you do.

👉 Tickets are limited—grab yours now and let the hating begin!

Host or Publisher THE WHALE