SONIC: ADULTS ONLY Eastside Sisters DRAG MUSICAL

SONIC DRAG SHOW FOR ADULTS ONLY 💙🌀💋

🌀💙💥 SONIC: A COMPLETELY UNHINGED BRAIN ROT DRAG PARODY EXPERIENCE 💥💙🌀
(this is NOT a game this is a neurological event)

The Eastside Sisters are BACK and moving at a speed that should be ILLEGAL 🚨💥
🍌 Banana Delvey and 🎃 Miss October have fully abandoned sanity and are unleashing a SONIC MEME NIGHTMARE that will rewire your brain permanently

WELCOME TO SONIC 💙🌀
but like… glitched out cursed louder faster and completely FRIED ❌🧠🔥

🎭✨ THINK
🧠 brain rot parody that feels like scrolling at 3am with no sleep
💄 drag so fast it clips through reality
🔥 zero plot just vibes chaos and “what did I just watch”
💍 RINGS EVERYWHERE you are LOSING THEM constantly
📺 massive screens blasting deep fried cursed sonic memes NON STOP
💃 go go dancers moving like they are buffering
🎤 screaming crying LAGGING emotional DAMAGE

EXPECT 👇👇👇
🌀 SANIC energy I AM SPEED I AM GOD 💙💨
🟡 CHAOS EMERALDS??? no explanation just vibes
🍗 SONIC LOVES CHILI DOGS and so will you against your will
🧠 “GOTTA GO FAST” playing in your head until you SNAP
💥 cursed early 2000s internet energy dripping from the ceiling
😈 audience fully losing it like NPCs breaking script

This is Sonic like you have NEVER seen it
more cursed more chaotic more BRAIN ROT and hosted by queens who should NOT have access to WiFi 💀📡🔥

📍 WHERE The Junction Davie St
📅 WHEN May 17th
⏰ DOORS 6:30 PM
🎬 SHOW 8:00 PM
🌀 ENDS ??? time is fake reality is collapsing
🎶 KARAOKE AFTER because the brain rot NEVER STOPS

🚨 WARNING 🚨
you will lag
you will glitch
you will hear “GOTTA GO FAST” in your dreams
you will not recover

🎟️ get tickets NOW before this becomes another SOLD OUT digital catastrophe 💥🔥
arrive early stay late become CORRUPTED DATA

GOTTA GO FAST BABY 💙🌀💥🍗💍🔥🧠📺😈