Smut Slam Helsinki: "LESSONS LEARNED" (Feb 5)
Schedule
Thu, 05 Feb, 2026 at 06:30 pm
UTC+02:00Location
NoName Theatre Helsinki | Helsinki, ES
Smut Slam Helsinki: the home of awkward adult stories and people who love themHelsinki's only community dirty storytelling open mic rolls back into town for another celebration of smut on Thursday, Feb 5. The theme for this slam is "LESSONS LEARNED." Not every s3x story has a lesson, but some of them really do, and we want to hear 'em!
The 5 Feb * doors at 6:30, slam at 7pm
NoName Theatre, Hietaniemenkatu 7B
(entrance on Lapuankatu, past the K-Market)
Tickets: €20/adv (advance sales close at ~16:00 on 29 Oct), €25 at the door, includes 2 free beverages
Tix available here: https://holvi.com/shop/fbplayers/section/smut-slam/
WHAT IS SMUT SLAM?
Not a performance, not a sex party, but a community-created evening of real-life stories on sex and sexuality. Sometimes hilarious, sometimes awkward and sometimes touching.
The audience is invited to tell their own stories either on the mic or through anonymous confessions and questions left in the Fuckbucket. In the end, our judges rate the stories and we give sexy prizes to the top three. The language is English.
NOT A SMUT SLAMMER? Don’t worry. The audience is in for a good time! Sit back and enjoy. All we ask is: No interrupting – No heckling – No necking in the front row.
PRIZES SPONSORED BY Überlube, Helsinki Pride, HIVpoint, and SmutSlam!
IMPORTANT Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we’re really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination. All activities depicted must be CONSENSUAL!
SMUT SLAM is CREATED and PRESENTED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, event producer, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, writing grant applications, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art.
PLEASE NOTE We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space. Please do take a moment to read THE CODE OF CONDUCT, thank you!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1t3oY8KhH4xgrVxxqP-Vg_pZ3NakGOn46J_LRMNjtvls/edit?usp=sharing
WE PRACTICE SAFER SMUT! DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams!
SmutSlam International is sponsored in part by Erotiquest, the storytelling card game for dirty geeks!
Doors at 18:30: arrive early to save your seat, grab a drink, buy some Smut Slam merch
Show starts 19:00: a good old-fashioned Smut Slam (with one intermission)
DURATION: ~2 hours and 30 minutes with one intermission
AGE LIMIT: 18+
Where is it happening?
NoName Theatre Helsinki, Lapuankatu 4, FI-00100 Helsinki, Suomi, Helsinki, Finland
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