Smut Slam “Discovery” in Calgary

Schedule

Wed Apr 01 2026 at 08:00 pm to 10:00 pm

UTC-06:00

Location

GULBAR | Calgary, AB

The Adult Only Storytelling Open Mic
About this Event

Smut Slam, the Internationally Infamous Adult Only Storytelling Open Mic pops into Calgary for a one night stand at Gulbar!

Brace yourselves for stories you never expected to hear on stage, embraced by a room full of supportive strangers. Anyone can sign up to share, but only one can win the best story of the night and bring home the prize.

Stories based on REAL life, REAL lust, REAL Smut

Prefer to stay seated? Observers are always welcome. No need to get on stage to be part of the action, you can anonymously ask a question or share a confession thanks to the FKBUCKET. Yours might get read on stage, and no one will know it was you. Keep an eye out for the BucketBabe! They'll set you up and make sure you're entered for the draw at the end of the show. Someone's confession will win them a toy from Satisfyer. Any questions will be answered by the Smut Slam team, and in some cases we've ended up with professionals in the audience eager to share their expertise.

Smut Slam really is a spectacular event. Whether you get on stage or stay seated, it will be a night you won't forget.

WHEN: Wednesday, April 1

DOORS: 7:00pm

SHOWTIME: 8:00pm

WHERE: Gulbar, 636 10 Ave SW, Calgary, Alberta

HOW MUCH: $15 online $20 at the door

Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink-friendly, fat-friendly, poly-friendly, trans-friendly, s^x-worker friendly… we’re REALLY friendly, unless you're under 18, go get an lollipop, we'll be around when you're of age.

The Gulbar is a warm and inviting space with a cozy atmosphere, great entertainment, and people who make you feel at home. No matter where you’re from, you’ll always find good vibes, friendly faces, and unforgettable nights there.


CODE OF CONDUCT!!!

We welcome people with all types and amounts of seggs experiences to our space. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, transphobia, homophobia, seggism or any form of discrimination, fetishization or objectification and CONSENT IS KEY.

RULES For Slammers: Each Story gets 5min, with a 1min grace period. The story must be real and have happened to YOU.

We want storytellers to be themselves and tell us their their story. No costumes, props, musical accompaniment and sorry no notes (unless required for you to take the stage).

Stories are often funny and/or epic to win, but we want to encourage people to consider sharing their sad, poignant, serious, simple and/or 'fail' experiences too.

This SMUT SLAM is hosted by DD Brassiere, award winning storyteller, comedian, burlesque clown and producer of provocative events.

SMUT SLAM is an international production, CREATED in 2011 by Cameryn Moore , an award-winning playwright/performer, sax activist and educator. Find Cameryn at www.camerynmoore.com

WE PRACTICE SAFER SMUT! DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams!

PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space:smutslam.com

Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!

Questions about accessibility? Please contact Gulbar

Where is it happening?

GULBAR, 636 10 Avenue Southwest, Calgary, Canada
Tickets

CAD 17.40 to CAD 54.73

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