SMUT SLAM BRIGHTON: Lessons Learned

Schedule

Mon Sep 22 2025 at 07:00 pm to 10:30 pm

UTC+01:00

Location

Caroline of Brunswick | Brighton and Hove, EN

Brighton's fave community dirty storytelling open mic heads back to school with the theme "LESSONS LEARNED."
About this Event

Brighton's fave community dirty storytelling open mic heads back to school on Sept 22, with the theme "LESSONS LEARNED." Not every sex story has a lesson, but holy shit, some of them really do, EEEEP!

Mon 22 Sept - doors 7pm, slam 8pm

£10 advance £12 OTD

Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories, special prizes, amazing guest judges, and also THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!

7pm: arrive early to save your seat, grab a drink, buy some Smut Slam merch8-10:15pm: a good old-fashioned Smut Slam (with one intermission)PRIZES PROVIDED BY She Said Boutique and Satisfyer

SMUT SLAM in Brighton is co-produced by Belszki

SMUT SLAMMERS sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute dirty story, based on their real lives, and a lucky six to eight names will be drawn at random.

RULES: no notes, no costumes or props, only five minutes AND the story must be real and have happened to you!

NOT A SMUT SLAMMER? Don't worry. The audience is in for a good time at SMUT SLAM! Sit back and enjoy.All we ask is: no interrupting, no heckling, no necking in the front row.

IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences.

We DO NOT welcome stories or fuckbuckets involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination, or nonconsensual objectification or fetishization. All activities discussed must be CONSENSUAL.

SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, sex activist and educator, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, riding the train, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art.

Read about the Smut Slam worldwide network at http://www.smutslam.com

WE PRACTICE SAFER SMUT! DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams! We encourage mask use indoors. This remains one of the best ways to protect yourself against getting sick from COVID or any of the other airborne diseases going around. As always, we are closely watching current COVID-19 rates, and as things change, one way or the other, we may loosen or tighten our pandemic protocols. We will never surprise you with changes, but tell you in advance, so you can make informed decisions. Smut Slam keeps both comfort and well-being in mind, for the community!

PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/document/d/120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXpUT21mwsDCryMsRhAj74nJjs/edit?usp=sharing

Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!

ACCESSIBILITY NOTE: The venue space is up two flights of stairs.

Where is it happening?

Caroline of Brunswick, 39 Ditchling Road, Brighton and Hove, United Kingdom
Tickets

GBP 11.55

Belszki

Host or Publisher Belszki

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