Smut Slam Baltimore: BOO

Schedule

Fri Oct 18 2024 at 08:00 pm to 11:00 pm

UTC-04:00

Location

The Bluebird Cocktail Room | Baltimore, MD

Play sexy games, win sexy prizes at this inclusive real-life storytelling open mic-- a perfect date night at a swanky cocktail lounge!
About this Event

**If the event is not sold out by 7pm on the day of the show, you can buy tickets at the door. At-door tickets are $25.**

Screams, unearthly moans, getting stuffed with treats-- sounds like spooky season at Smut Slam! Come in costume if you dare and bring your big tiddy goth girlfriend(s) for a Mischief Night of thrills and tales to send shivers down your...spine.

This month, our theme is “BOO” in honor of the deviant joys of Halloween. Tell us about your long wait for The Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown! Did you wake the dead with your cemetary shenanigans? Got a ghosting story to tell with a flashlight under your chin? Enthrall us with your sagas of tricks and treats, costumed carnality, and all the times your boo made you ooooh.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

Your fabulous femme-cee is longtime Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who are ready to give you the full-size candy bars.

Join us before the show to enjoy light pub fare and sample the decadent cocktail and mocktail menu. Get swag and merch from our vendor table—including Anonymous Sex, the Smut Slam International book edited and signed by Diva. Because it's Halloween, you're invited-- but not required-- to wear costumes. We'll do a costume context with an EXTRA prize, have a spooky-sexy photobooth, and send you home with plenty of treats!

As always, we have the Fuckbucket where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions to enter the free raffle for a smutty prize. We've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for our top three tellers, too—your courage could be rewarded by a sexy little something to keep the party going at home!

Tickets: $15 early bird, $20 presale, $25 door

(want to give back to your community? Add on a little extra to your ticket to fund gift tickets for those in economic hardship! Gift tickets are made available as they're funded, no questions asked-- please only take one if you actually need it and if not, save them for those who do.)

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Diva Darling is the producer and femme-cee of the standing-room-only sex-themed storytelling show Smut Slam DC, and now of Smut Slam Baltimore. She is proud to have helped Smut Slam International creator Cameryn Moore develop the very first franchise show with DC. She's a sex educator, dating/relationship coach, and writer for She's also a burlesque performer/producer and teacher, an actor, playwright/producer, and an author whose short story "Frenzy" was released last year in Best Women's Erotica of the Year Vol. 8. She's a popular presenter at Nerd Nite DC, leads a polyamory discussion group at the DC Center for the LGBTQ+ Community, and host of the upcoming SpeakTeasy show. Follow her at .


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Where is it happening?

The Bluebird Cocktail Room, 3600 Hickory Avenue, Baltimore, United States
Tickets

USD 0.00 to USD 23.18

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