SlamTown 0: Welcome to SlamTown

8-11 PM Friday October 3rd, #Oakland

Welcome to SlamTown

THEN

At DEIWRESTLING in August, Time Ran Out on Hoodslam. The deity warned us, but we did not listen.

At God Save the Good Wrestlers in September, the fallen angel Shemyhaza, from the Book of Enoch, showed us glimpses of our beginnings - and the impetus of our ending. In her defeat, our own death.

But everything changes, and nothing truly dies. Born from a wish gone wrong, a new world emerges.

All new, all different - back for the first time: the prologue to a new universe. October 3rd is SLAMTOWN 0: Welcome to SlamTown.

NOW

Mayor Von Eerie and Assistant to the Mayor D. Torch invite you to the first town festival after her inauguration.

The public library has offered the skills of the keeper of the Sanctum of Silence, Richard Shhhnary, and overdue fees will be collected - with extreme dilligence.

Dr Mehl and the inmates of his asylum have been hired to entertain - and at a bargain! Pr*son labor wages mean big savings for our fair town, even if the prisoners protest.

Head of Transportation BART-Man is pulling into the station! Pay your fare or pay the price!

Representing Dave's Dungeon - its in the Dave District - Dave Reckoning! But, our favorite bar tender and his Chain Maidens wont be pouring drinks - they'll be pouring pain!

Everyone in town knows, if you want to feel Devine then you have to look the part. And none do it better then the towns top tailor, Produced By Marco!

LARA Frazier was once the towns prized pop star, but after the diss track takedown executed by B3CCA, she'd gone into exile. Now, at our first town festival, LARA has promised her frizzies a spectacular return.

The obscure and secretive Church of Wrestling has donated heavily to our festival, but when asked if they'd send a representative only replied "Glory to the struggle".

And from the other end of the spectrum, the invitation has been accepted by the towns most public and popular face ![and...other parts] Number One OF content creator in the whole town KEiTA will entertain as only he can. He will of course be accompanied by his content manager and astrological counselor MYLO. They're inseparable!

And finally:

The towns most wanted, Brooke Havok, has sworn to attend, offend and disrupt. If you see her, do not approach. She is considered emo and dangerous.

It has also been brought to our attention that their are outsiders on our borders: on land, and in the air. Far be it from us to exclude a stranger in need - our last Mayor made the policy clear. However, all that come here must play their part. And should they attend our festival, they'll be compelled to contribute.

*Anyone who wont give their fair share will be deemed mentally unwell. You'd have to be! But, its a promise; Dr Mehl will make you well.

We look forward to seeing you October 3rd! Welcome to SlamTown!

21+, $30, FtF

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